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aldo-vallon - September 11, 2018

It is easy to see why ol’ Hugh thought Brooke made the grade to be included in Playboy. The girl’s mammaries look so well stocked they could feed a village in Africa. A small village though, let’s not get ridiculous.

It has been almost ten years since Brooke won Dancing with the Stars. I am not too familiar with the rules. Do the judges score performances on a curve? Because I feel like Brooke definitely deserved to have hers bumped up a bit due to carrying her chest the whole time. It would be like dancing with two newborns hanging onto you, only with less risk of injury. I assume a man like Ron Jeremy would be given the same treatment in the name of equality.

If Brooke received no special treatment then it makes her win that much more impressive. The girl basically competed with a higher difficulty setting. That is not something to be scoffed at. I have a hard enough time trying to dance on my own, let alone with someone, and my chest is nowhere near the size of hers. It must feel similar to an orangutan who has its baby clinging to it at all times. Maybe you just get used to it.



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