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Justin Bieber’s New Kidnapped Girlfriend Has No Bra

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Lex Jurgen - August 22, 2016

Justin Bieber's midget peen is boning a shit ton of young women. He was fucking Lionel Richie's seventeen year old daughter. But Bieber appeared in England over the weekend jetting around in helicopters with this chick with no bra on who's only known as Sofia Richie's friend of legal age. You need a travel squeeze who can pass immigration at the airport. Bronte Blampied. You'll imp fuck her a baker's dozen times and move on before you figure out how to pronounce that last name. 

These chicks spreading for Bieber all call themselves models because declaring "some junior college" became lame on your Instagram profile around 2013. Blampied looked like a proof of life photo from a kidnapping ten paces behind her fractured fairy tale new boyfriend. Evening rolled around and Bieber dropped numerous bills to rent out an entire London nightclub to show his new lady's tits off to his friends. That's the moment you know your man loves you. Also when the unfunny guy with the contracts shows up reminding you of forced abortion policies.

Kodak moments have gone the way of Kodak. Don't let him do anything that can't be washed off in future tear-filled hot showers.

Photo Credit: Splash



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