Britt Maren Models Bikinis

Britt Maren is one of my favorite models who makes my toes tingle in a procession on up my nervous system until my hair kind of stands on end and I look like a younger Simon Cowell. The entire thing is rather embarrassing. Nevertheless, her level of smoking hotness is the kind of power that once unleashed, you have no idea what kind of happiness and destruction will ensue. Definitely worth the gamble.

Lending her sweet body faptastic to the cause of Nasty Gal, Britt shows off in a bunch of swimsuits and teasing tops that are certain to make her many new fans. And make her old fans feel new again. She's the kind of lean hot blonde you want to put on a pedestal then raise that pedestal super high so she can't get off. It's how most of my relationships last more than two days. Oh, Britt, be with me in a whole bunch of ways that are still illegal in many conservative states. We can run from the authorities who simply can't understand our sodomite ways. Enjoy.

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