Britney Spears Super Hot Billboard Performance

Let's grant a few things. Granted, the Billboard Music Awards is almost entirely craptastic recording industry self-promotional crap. Granted, Britney Spears isn't 20-years old anymore nor does she have the same fresh appeal as the young naughty country girl she once was. But also granted, she and her showy wardrobe and sextastic dance numbers were by far the best part of the entire evening of payola payoffs.

Britney has worked fiercely hard to get herself into fine MILFtastic shape and to make sure to show that work off. She may not move exactly as she did fifteen years ago, but that still works plenty well for me and a few million of my gentleman ogler friends. Fake sing-away, my sweetheart in revealing red. Lip-synching does nothing to take away from your alluring performance. Maybe if i was paying $200 a seat I'd feel different, but I'm not, so I don't. Carry on, Britney. I really like where this is headed. Enjoy.

_{Photo Credit: 'Billboard Music Awards' ABC}