Britney Spears Short Shorts And Headlights On A Brisk Day In LA

Britney Spears is a busy woman. She has kids, a job, a Vegas show that seems to operate on the lunar calendar according to the ancient Incans. It's sort of irregular. But there's nothing irregular about Britney's bodily comeback for this new stage of her career and life. The formerly frumpy blonde pop diva has hit the gym and the excited to be here bar for some more muscles, a few less burgers, and a return to the shorts and pokies we've come to know and lust her for.

Britney has already lived a lifetime in a single decade. Not this decade, but the last one. We ogled her solid for so many years, including those times she kept falling down without any panties on. Not our fault. I'm happy to see a return of the smiling alluring Southern hot Britney. I wouldn't marry, but I would help her cheat on her boyfriend. I'm kidding of course. Britney, call me. I have sweet tea and marmalade for those burning headlights. Let's discuss how much I kid. Enjoy.

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