Britney Spears Unplugged (VIDEO)

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Lex Jurgen - October 19, 2015

The screaming pumpkin heads who drop big cash to see Britney Spears in Vegas don't care that she's just miming over pre-recorded tracks. The performance is really the moving story of how gay aliens come to earth and try to rob Britney Spears chubby vagina powers for themselves. Yes, there's war brewing on Uranus. In her weekend show, Spears' costume ripped open in the back. She carried on without missing a lip-synched beat as her slender drones desperately Googled how to work a zipper on a woman's dress. Britney's outfit was mended before the big number where she belts out a perfect Toxic while consuming a 7-Eleven microwaved bean and cheese burrito in a La-Z-Boy recliner on stage. Custodial parent's bills don't pay themselves.

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