Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Will Never Be Good Enough

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bill-swift - August 7, 2009

I know it's a been a while since Britney Spears was looking decent in a bikini, but it still does nothing for me. After all that crazy head shaving and vag flashing, it doesn't matter how good her body gets, she can never be attractive again. Britney could do a full on brain transplant with Marisa Miller and walk around my apartment naked, and I'd still not go near her, because you know that under that crazy hot body is the biggest ball of batshit crazy you've ever seen. And it's just not worth it.

More Britney Spears bikini pictures after the jump.

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