Britney Spears’ Breasts Need to Be Put Away, and So Does She

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bill-swift - October 15, 2007

As if it wasn't bad enough that we constantly have to deal with looking at Britney Spears' vagina, now we have to contend with Britney Spears' saggy breasts, and I'd really rather not. We all know that Britney Spears has lost all grip on reality, and this point is further confirmed by the fact that she obviously thinks she's still sexy.

You know what would be sexy? Britney Spears in a straight jacket. Okay, well, that wouldn't actually be sexy, but it would be a step in the right direction.

Lots more pictures of Britney Spears' unwelcome cleavage after the jump.

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