bill-swift - February 21, 2007
If you didn't see this one coming, you obviously haven't been paying attention. People is reporting that Britney Spears is back in rehab, if you can really call it "back in." It's not like that first 24 hours really counted or anything. Her manager, Larry Rudolph released a statement:
Britney Spears has entered rehab, the singer's manager Larry Rudolph, confirms to People.
"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," Rudolph says in a statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."
So, yeah. That's the story. Lindsay is back in rehab, and... Oh shit, I just wrote Lindsay. I mean Britney. Okay, all these retarded celebrity freaks are starting to blend into one big, drunken, diseased mess of a person. Hey... That sounds like a good idea for a horror script.
At least the rehab centre took away Britney's wig, along with her Crack.
Update - Wednesday, February 21, 12:47 pm: Britney is out of rehab again. I'm getting tired of this girl. This doesn't even deserve it's own post.
Talk about crying wolf. Hey, Britney, you might want to pick in or out, because when you end up face down in your own vomit, no one's going to care.
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