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British Porn Just Got Less Kinky

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bill-swift - December 3, 2014

As far as erotic people go the British are not exactly on the top of the list. They lack the romance of the French, the fiery passion of the Spanish, or the bravado of the Italians. I blame it on their food. Who wants to get it on when you have a thick curry or a shepard's pie taking up real estate in your stomach? But things just got a little less hot in British porn. First of all, I didn't know there was such a thing. I figured they just imported their filth from us or Amsterdam. But apparently, there is a British porn film industry and it comes under the control of British Board of Film Censors. They thought that it was high time that they got away from some of the BDSM stuff that the naughty folks like. Caning, spanking, whipping, and "penetration by any object associated with violence" are now banned. They also included such perennial favorites as golden showers and female ejaculation.

Some people in Britain see these laws as unnecessary and puritanical. I don't see the problem, myself. I'm far from into BDSM. I'm as vanilla as you can get in the sack. But I don't think there is anything wrong with two or more consenting adults getting their freak on as long as no one is seriously hurt. And who has ever been hurt by a golden shower or female ejaculation? I mean, spiritually and emotionally yes, but physically, no.

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