British Hottie Love Courtesy of Kelly Brook and Tulisa Contostavlos at a Museum

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bill-swift - April 19, 2012

Okay, I must admit, I didn't really dig too deep on the nature of this event, but somebody important in England was having their 50th birthday party, and you know they're important because they're 50th birthday was being celebrated at a museum and a whole bunch of super hot celebrities attended. I'm expecting my 50th birthday to be similar to all my past birthdays in that it will consist of me at The Sizzler with my friend Jeremy who just did a Whip-It in the bathroom and a girl whose name I can't remember with a dangling canker sore on her lower lip. The same, but different.

Among the sextastic hotties who appeared for this dude's party were the hot super bodied Kelly Brook, in a short short dress that reminded us, as if we needed reminding, why short short dresses were invented for women in the first place, and the delightfully cleavetastic Tulisa Contostavlos, who last we saw in a four year old sex tape polishing the knob of some twit and then confessing to the world that she was in fact the knobgobbler in the video. Everybody's got a story to tell. Especially the lucky bastard who has Kelly and Tulisa come to his birthday party. I bet he's got some great stories. Enjoy.

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