bill-swift - April 8, 2014
While Eddie Murphy must surely have his eyes and other body parts glued to his hot bikini clad girlfriend on his family Hawaiian vacation, he best keep at least one eye on lookout for boys surrounding his two would-be model daughters flashing a whole lot of skin in tiny, booty exhibiting bikinis on the very same beach. They say a man with daughters never sleeps a peaceful night. I can't imagine knowing Bria Murphyand Shayne Murphy are walking about in thongs helps that sleep situation out very much. All you can really do when a boy shows up knocking at the door is thank him for being polite enough to come to the front door, then when nobody is looking shove a weapon under his nose and tell him not to hurt your baby. It helps if you've previously been arrested for murder or torture and mutilation charges and the like.
Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy mean dad will never ever sleep. Fortunately for him, while he's awake, he's got Paige Butcher by his side. I'd do that deal. Enjoy.
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