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Bri Teresi in A Bikini

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Lex Jurgen - July 4, 2016

Eating bananas like they're cocks has always been an art more than science. Now it's a cottage industry. Bri Teresi calls herself the Snapchat Queen. As far as regal titles go, that's pretty bourgeois.

The burden lies on you to bleach your hair and upchuck that banana off-camera and keep your peehole relatively free of gum and other debris. If it was that simple, everybody would be doing it, as opposed to almost everybody. You're backing up the line for the homeless showers. Just because they're glaring at you and masturbating don't assume they're not upset.

Photo Credit: Splash



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