Brenda Song Booty in Blessed Stretch Pants Is Worth Phoning Home About

Oh, sure, Brenda Song. You make a call, make a couple calls, act like you don't know we're all staring at your booty exhibited in tight stretch pants leaving the gym. You might say, 'Oh, stop staring' and I might point out that you are wearing sheer, wicked tight, asstastic hugging workout pants that a couple hundred years ago would've seen you burned at the stake for witchery.

Modern times have been good for women and for the men who love them. Let us cherish our unique synergy. You get to show off your perfectly sweet bottomside. We get to look and appreciate and occasionally thro flowers like you're an amazing figure skater. We all have our part to play. Your buttocks has a killer role. Enjoy.