Ana Braga and Alicia Arden Grinding All Over A Blow-Up Toy

I've lamented my lack of sexy friends in the past, and seeing more sexy friends only drudges up all those old feelings of inadequacy. I had no clue that Ana Braga and Alicia Arden were even friendly with one another, let alone that they considered themselves close enough friends to dry hump an pool inflatable outside an Albertson's. That's a special brand of friend with whom you can do that very specific activity.

I wonder if they're besties or if they were just thrown onto this inflatable shark shortly after their first meeting. I like to think it's the latter, but something tells me that no matter how uninhibited you are as a person, you're not just gonna start grinding on a pool toy with anyone moments after meeting them. I think it's more likely these two were well acquainted prior to this impromptu trip to the store.

Maybe one day I'll be cool enough to have a sexy friend. I doubt it, particularly considering that at my advancing age, I'm not getting any sexier. At the same time, a man's gotta dream, and if I can't dream about scoring a sexy friend down the line, what else have I got to dream about?

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