elliot-wolf - June 1, 2018
The love between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be over but the fighting is not. Jolie wants to drag her kids to London but Brad wants to stay in Los Angeles where the weather, women, and pretty much everything else you can imagine is better by comparison. I don’t believe there’s a taco Tuesday going on in Chelsea and that alone is great reason to stay in America. Angelina most likely has ulterior motives for the move across the pond. She’s obsessed with all things Cambodian so London may just be the pit stop before eventually making it to a place where the Nike slogan “Just Do It” isn’t used to motivate aspiring athletes but to motivate child laborers to meet quotas lest they go back to diving in dumpsters for dinner.
Angie can’t get around the rules of her ongoing custody battle with William Bradley Pitt. Us Weekly reports that Brad purposefully chose projects filming in Los Angeles and rearranged his summer schedule just so he can spend time with the kids. Brad wants certain provisions in a custody agreement that guarantee custodial time with all six kids.
Although Jolie recently purchased a home near her ex’s to make things easier for the children, a source tells Us that she “has been very hesitant to agree to Brad’s terms because she does resent him for essentially forcing her to settle down in Los Angeles with the kids.”
If Angelina wants to uproot to London she should just go. That’s the great thing about orphans, you can always adopt more and any love you gave to the ones you had in the past is 100 percent more love than their biological parents ever gave them. They’ve lived through one set of parents walking out of their lives before, a second time won’t kill them. She can pat herself on the back and pack up her things. As far as her own kids, they’ll be fine. I’m pretty sure the only way she can even tell them apart anymore is by looking at which kids don’t look like they’re here on Visas. If she needs any inspiration on how to be a terrible mother she can pray to Saint Casey Anthony for the courage to ignore and not care what happens to her kids as she strives to live her best life elsewhere.
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