jhanson - December 18, 2014
James Rogen and Seth Franco cancelled all their media appearances for The Interview. I guess it's all fun and games until you figure maybe Virginia Tech. Or Sony forced their hand because a Dead Franco is a serious insurance payoff. Not to be outdone Landmark Theaters cancelled the NYC premiere of the film, soon followed by other theater chains announcing they would no longer be showing the movie out of safety concerns. Where's all that These Colors Don't Run shit when you need it? You just handed a winning ticket voucher to a pudgy virgin ten thousand miles away who I heard is a bad tipper. Or a skinny redhead in Suburban Denver. I have no idea, I'm just making shit up. That's the whole point. Maybe they don't exist. North Korea exists but when's the last time they bombed a movie theater in the U.S.? Grow a pair. Get your spine and your fucking Orange Crush and buy a ticket. We're America, not Ameri-pussy. I also just made that up. You can steal it.
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