Boozy Fun Time at the Egotastic Store!

Wine, women, and song, are all a man needs to get through this thing we call life. And, honestly, song is slightly overrated, not counting AC/DC naturally. But in addition to beautiful women there's going to come a time in your month, week, day, or hour when you're going to want to imbibe a little of the godly nectar. The fire water that warms the cockles second only to the sextastic ladies of both middle and upper earth.

Hence, today, The Egotastic Store is leaning in with a little help in spirits department with a few must-have alcoholic accoutrements for the discerning gentlemen and my not so discerning friends...

Moscai Cocktail

This ginger, honey, green tea, and lime infused cocktail is distilled five whole times to perfection. For those with picky palettes, you'll rest easy knowing it's even all natural, gluten free, and sparkling. It's a speakeasy quality cocktail for everyone to enjoy, and ready to be poured on the rocks. Cheers!

Time & Oak Signature Whiskey Elements

The spirits you pick up at the liquor store and enjoy (hopefully) in the company of good friends, are all a part of a timeless tradition of barrel aging. With Time & Oak's Natural Elements, you can bring that tradition into your home, adding robust flavors to your bottle of choice. 

  

iFlask Ultimate Kit 

Smartphone, smartflask, tomato, tomahto. The iFlask is the world's first ever flask designed to look just like any other modern day smartphone. Need to give yourself a little breather without turning any heads? Keep an iFlask with you to go out and make a quick "phone call."

 

BACtrack Trace Pro Breathalyzer

BACtrack's newest breathalyzer combines their award-winning technology with a sleek, understated design. Using a law enforcement-grade fuel cell sensor, it quickly estimates your blood alcohol content (BAC) and saves your last ten readings.

 

Whiskey Bullets & Cylinder Set

Upgrade your drinking game, and don’t water down a perfectly good drink in the process. These stainless steel bullets will cool your drink to perfection without changing its flavor one bit. Simply take them out of the freezer, enjoy your beverage responsibly, then return to the freezer to await tomorrow’s libations. Cheers to that.