Bobbi Kristina’s Fable Coming to an End

Horrible people doom their kids to lives of misery all the time. It serves us well to be reminded of this when it happens to famous people. Bobbi Kristina Brown's drug encrusted family is finally pulling the plug on her life support, their strategies in place for going after her inheritance once her heart officially stops. It'll cascade on down from the Whitney Houston recording dollars to an uncle who ends up peddling her last soiled hospital gown on eBay. Nobody forced Bobbi Kristina to funnel cocaine and Xanax and booze into her veins. All the same, we ought to see how long Bobby Brown can hold his breath under water. Wait until he stops kicking then count off another thirty. This is for the record books.

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