elliot-wolf - June 28, 2018
Not too long ago the only Baskin I was in love with ended with Robbins and served some of the best ice cream in town. Now I have to make an emergency amendment to my love list all thanks to a lovely lady who is also named Baskin because she looks better than any two scoops of ice cream that I’ve ever seen. Baskin couldn’t have chose a more fitting last name with Champion. I figure she really had no choice in the matter but it’s still a great fit because she has a newly undefeated record for longest chokehold my attention. I couldn’t turn away from a woman so beautiful if I wanted to. She’s mesmerizing.
I would really like to sit down and have a heart to heart with her to figure some things out. I want to know how she feels being employed as a professional pretty person. I can imagine the job may come with some pitfalls like being constantly complimented. Hopefully I can offer her the conversation that she’s been missing from her life. And I’ll do my best to put a hold on all of the nice things I want to say about her until the end of the chat. Otherwise telling her how hot she is could take days and doubt she has enough free time in-between taking photographs to hear every nice word I want to tell her.
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