Blanca Blanco Strips Down And Ignores The January Weather

   Blanca Blanco has one hell of an hourglass figure. With hips that wide she is going to need to be careful if she ever gets pregnant. One good sneeze could send that baby bungee jumping by its umbilical chord. I am not a doctor, but I do not think that is how you want to bring a child into this world. I think that will set it up for all sorts of complications.

For one, that baby is sure to become an adrenaline junkie an that is way too early for such behavior. The parents will never get a moment of rest. Day and night they will have to be on guard against whatever harebrained scheme the kid thought up in order to get its fix. It will be trying to free climb the bookshelf, or make itself into a superhuman by sticking a fork into the electrical outlet. 

One of these it will be successful in that superhuman attempt and then we are all going to be in trouble. We will have some super energized, invulnerable freakazoid that is nearly unstoppable. Granted, it will have to take afternoon breaks for milk and story time, but then it will go right back to causing mayhem.   

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