Blanca Blanco Gorgeous In Little Sparkly Dress

This may be a bit premature, but I am almost willing to dub this dress the sexiest that I have ever seen. I am surprised to hear myself say this due to the strong resemblance is has to an old lampshade. Normally the only time I see a person wearing a lampshade is at the office Christmas party, and even then it is rarely a flattering look on them. But on Blanca it looks as natural as a pair of yoga pants on Alexis Ren.

I could honestly spend an entire night line dancing at a country bar and still not see as much fringe as I am currently seeing on Blanca. It is like she brought a picture of Macho Man Randy Savage to her fashion designer and they were like, “Say no more.” And all I can say is: Well done. I cannot speak for Mr. Savage. I was not given that authority by his estate, but I think he would approve of this dress. The man had a love for flair and flamboyancy, so this seems like it would be right up his alley. All she is lacking is a pair of killer sunglasses.

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