Blanca Blanco Bare Bum Poolside In Calabasas

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aldo-vallon - December 15, 2018

If I had access to loungers that are as luxurious as the ones that Blanca Blanco gets to use, I might never leave the pool. Half the reason I decide to go home after a day at the pool is because the chairs are so uncomfortable that my butt is numb.

Climbing on those rubber strips just to get to a point where I can lie down makes me feel like I am playing a carnival game. If I lose then I put a hand or knee through it onto the ground that is covered with snot and soggy animal crackers. If I win then I get to lie back with my testes dangling through the strips like my uvula. It’s a pretty lame game.

But Blanca’s loungers look like they are more comfortable than my couch at home. I do not know how that fabric does not get sopping wet in the first five minutes of use, but I don’t need to know. It’s wide enough for me to lie perpendicularly on it, that’s good enough for me. She almost looks like a miniature person when sitting on one.




Photo Credit: Backgrid USA 

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