Blake Lively’s Red Carpet Cleavage is Red Hot

Yes, I took the day off on Friday. No, I didn't die. I should have left a note. I didn't think you'd all go crazy. Sorry. But to make up for it, here's Blake Lively showing some crazy cleavage on the Emmys red carpet. Now, if there's anyone left in the world who thinks Blake Lively's breasts are real, whatever argument you may have been making has just been completely demolished. Unless Blake is holding out on some kind of secret anti-gravity machine, there is no way those things are real. They're still nice to look at, though.