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bill-swift - December 17, 2016

Oh, sure, I routinely get nervous when my favorite sextastic celebrities start getting into baby making mode. First, there's the obvious jealous that I wasn't on the fun end of the procreation. But also the concern for the loss of the hot bodies I've put so much ogling investment time into through the months and years. Such was the case with Blake Lively who is spitting out babies like they're watermelon seeds.

But with the babies come the MILFtastic mom teats, for Blake on ripe display at her husband's Hollywood Walk of Fame star induction. If you asked me, Blake's heavenly heap of nurturing natties should've been honored. They are the stars in my sky. The moons in my orbit. The motherly funbags I want to motorboat in an unhealthfully obsessive way. Blake, call me. I have liniments that can soothe any growing pains. I mean, to apply to myself. You make me feel gooey on the inside. Enjoy.

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