Blake Lively In F Magazine Looks F-Ing Amazing

   But of course she looks amazing, she always looks amazing. I do not know if it is possible to make a face like that look unappealing without extensive prosthetic makeup. I remember seeing her in that movie about the bank robbers, and she played a crack whore. I thought, "Yeah, I'd still hit it." Maybe she could get a role in one of Guillermo Del Toro's next flicks. He has a thing for monsters, he could probably doll her up in the grotesque. I mean, I'd still end up feeling like I would hit it, but it would be a step in the right direction. 

It is not as if a man finds himself in a situation like that everyday. Her being a hideous monster would probably be my only shot. It would also serve a double purpose of helping me to live out that childhood dream of Beauty and the Beast, only this time I would not have to play the role of the beast. Wouldn't that be a twist. It's so good that people probably think M. Night Shamalamadingdong wrote it, but nope, that's all me.     

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