bill-swift - July 26, 2010
Fanboy power is on the march and that drove sexy celebrities out in droves to San Diego this past weekend for geektopian paradise, Comic-Con 2010. If these hot ladies wore microphones around the convention center, you'd hear two phrases repeated most often: "How much longer?" and "Eww, I think he touched me." Still, there's no denying that butts and boobs and hotness were present among the multitude of 40-year old virgins sporting capes and carrying spy cams that mostly captured upskirts of their mom who drove them to the convention. So, we're compelled to give out our rankings of the sexiest flesh at Comic-Con.
First prize:Blake Lively knows that if there's one thing all nerds love, it's comic books. And if there's two things, it's comic books and boobs, most of these mouth-breathers not having seen breasts since they were weaned as infants. Bonus points for Blake Lively for going Deep Space Nine on the cleavage with her boob baring outfit. She's a boobtastic hottie and we award her the Egotastic! Ms. Comic-Con trophy.
First runner-up: In case Blake Lively's boobs are unable to fulfill their responsibilities, Vanessa Hudgens in tight leather, pimping Sucker Punch deserves to take over the title. Love lust love her.
Third place: Okay, hear me out on this one, Kelly Brook is being given the bronze medal. Yes, she could easily win this contest hands down, but, I feel like my lady might be resting on her hotness laurels a bit these days and I want to see her work that much harder to win our contests. And, by harder work, I pretty much mean nude.
Fourth place: the ridiculously sexy Amber Heard, looking hot here as always, so underrated in her amazing looks and body.
Fifth place: Oh, sweaty hot Summer Glau. Sometimes, I forget to remember how much I lust after this women; thankfully, Comic-Con of all venues has re-focused my sexual thoughts and ogling eyeballs on this sweet young celeb.