Blac Chyna Is All Cleavage Out In West Hollywood

What happens when you cross Nicki Minaj with an Asian stripper? Well, you get an even more Nicki Minaj-looking stripper. In other words, you get Blac Chyna. Given her previous career, I do not think it is possible for her to show a lot of cleavage, but only less boobage. Any amount of clothing that covers the nipples has got to add points to her modesty levels. This is practically formal attire when it comes to her standards.

I envy her really, because as soon as you take on the stripper lifestyle then the standards immediately get lowered. If I had started stripping in college then my current profession would be the equivalent to being elected to public office.

Let’s face it; there are not many male strippers who have made it big. The only one that I can think of is Channing Tatum, and I am pretty sure he wasn’t hanging brain so I do not even think that should count. If only female celebrities were as perverted as their male counterparts then maybe there would be a couple of famous male strippers. But until that day all of the best potential talent will forego that career in favor of becoming lawyers and doctors.