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Blac Chyna Gotta Get Her More Boats and Hoes

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brian-mcgee - September 6, 2017

I didn't know much about Blac Chyna before writing this article, but now I'm what they call "up on things." She was born on my ninth birthday, which is upsetting to me. According to Wikipedia, she is "an American model, entrepreneur and former stripper." The puzzling thing about this is the "former stripper" part, and her biography's starting point: "Along with stripping in 2010, Chyna began urban modeling." 

Hold the phone, what is urban modeling you ask? Well, I'm glad you asked because it's basically a nice way of saying modeling for hip-hop and black culture magazines, though there is an Urban Model Awards and yes she did win Urban Model of the Year in 2011. So don't even try.

Then she was name dropped by a bunch of rappers, started banging a Kardashian, and bam, now she's famous. It's the American dream, all smelling like Axe body spray and cigarette smoke. So there you have it folks. The official answer to the question: "Why should I know who Blac Chyna is?" is now and forever more, "Her breasts. Her big breasts." This concludes this week's class. 

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