Sam Robeson - September 25, 2018
Bill Cosby is heading off to a state prison for three to ten years. The move has been a long time coming, and now, as our punishment, we get to hear everyone's opinion on the sentencing. According to TMZ, the judge classified Cosby as a "sexually violent predator," and he now has to register with the sex-offender registry. Kind of like a bridal registry except all you get is a pickled eighty-one-year-old former comedian. The man really making this case perfect fodder for the next American Crime Story is Cosby's slightly unhinged rep Andrew Wyatt, who is pulling the "race" card, along with the rarer "Jesus" card and the risky "male" card:
I believe and think it is important to point out that this has been the most racist and sexist trial in the history of the United States, [featuring] white women who make money off of accusing black men of being sexual predators.
Wyatt isn't about to let Jesus get out of this unscathed, and said about the vast similarities between our Lord and Savior and an old rapist:
Mr. Cosby knows that God is watching over him. He knows that these are lies. They persecuted Jesus and looked what happened. Not saying Mr. Cosby is Jesus. But we know what this country has done to black men for centuries.
Watched them fuck Kim Kardashian? What's she have to do with this. Honestly, Cosby should acclimate well to jail. According to TMZ he will actually be served pudding, and according to the series Oz, there will be raping. Like the good ol' days.
Photo Credit: CNN
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