bill-swift - April 4, 2014
Former president Bill Clinton appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and discussed the possibility of aliens. Bubba says he, "wouldn't be surprised", if aliens had or are going to visit the Earth. This is the first admission by a former president that the possibility of alien life is real. Of course, Clinton knows the truth. He's been to area 51 and knows where all the alien bodies are buried. After all he was president for eight years. He's just trying to be coy, probably so he can nail some alien chicks on the sly. Of all the doomsday scenarios, the alien invasion is probably the most likely apocalypse. It's an almost certainty that if aliens travel hundreds of light years to come to Earth they are coming to wipe us out like a can of Andro on an ant mound. Clinton has gone and dealt with some sticky diplomatic missions, like in North Korea with great success. Maybe ol' Bubba could be our ambassador to our new green lizard overlords.
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