Bikini Bod Kourtney Kardashian Fleeing In Terror From Little Baby Rancho

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aldo-vallon - February 12, 2018

Some people exercise so that they will look good when wearing a bathing suit. Others exercise so that they can partake in sports. And then there are others still that don’t care about any of that. Their only motivation for burning the calories is so that they will be fit enough to survive any encounter with a predator. We all know which one of these categories Kourtney Kardashian falls under.

I don’t blame her for running. I prefer to have a barrier of quarter inch glass in between myself and a spider. The most ideal situation would also have me with a flamethrower. If one is not available then a lighter and a can of body spray will do in a pinch. The house may end up burned to the ground, but that is a sacrifice that must be made. Besides, there should be insurance covering the losses anyway.

There is no shame in running from a savage beast that will kill you as soon as look at you, even if it is just a baby. Spider bites are no joke. Even the non-venomous ones will give slight irritation. I don’t know about you, but I’m not willing to take any risks when it comes to my moneymaker.

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