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Bikini Babe Battle: Annie McGinty or Charlie Riina?

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brian-mcgee - April 5, 2018

We're cooking up one hell of a battle today! I've got two beautiful brunettes for you, both hitting the beach in skimpy ass bikinis, and we want to know who wore it better. I mean, it's a completely subjective and more or less arbitrary decision that you have to make here, but this is serious stuff. You've often wondered what happened to the loser in these competitions, and I'm really not supposed to do this, but I'm gonna fill you in on what happens.

Okay, let's say that for the sake of argument, Annie McGinty gets 55% of the vote and Charlie Riina gets 45%, we declare Annie the winner and everyone rejoices. Then what happens is we contact the loser, in this case Charlie, and we tell her that she must bequeath her first born to our care. She must then sign over any legal rights to the child to us and we raise it or whatever. I don't know, I try to look the other way when this is happening.

This is why these polls matter so much people. Lives are at stake, literally. So the next time you think your vote doesn't count, think about what's gonna happen to the loser of this poll. Snap to it!

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