Beyonce Wraps Her Strong Legs Around a Rumbling Jet Ski, For Some Reason, We Get Wet

Why do I love girls on watercraft so much? I need to consult with the shrink on this one, but there's something a-tingling as Beyonce powers her Jetski across the Mediterranean, lapping around the giant yacht she and husband Jay-Z and baby with a stripper name, Blue Ivy have been vacationing on the past few days.

Now, as much as I'd love my own yacht, I'm kind of rubbing the genie lamp moreso thinking about holding tight onto Beyonce as she powers us through the waves to our secret little island where I can make another child with Destiny's Child. Enjoy.