bill-swift - April 1, 2016
Beyonce launched her new activewear line. I'm not quite clear on what activewear means, but i suppose it's what we used to call gym wear than you can now wear out and about as well if you happen to look like Beyonce. Hip Hop hasn't been all bad for the culture, especially if you love wearing hoodies and sweats on date nights.
Obviously, there's no model better than Beyonce herself to be pimping her showy bits of athletic wear. Don't promote if you can't represent. She probably says stuff in this silly video that makes buying a pair of stretch pants a bigger decision than where to go to college. It matters now. She's wet and showing off her tight and toned MILFtastic body. I'd buy whatever she was selling even if the commercial was just a snapshot of her sextastic curvy body and a 48-point Impact font note saying 'Gimme Your Money Now!'. I'm a sucker for hot moms in workout gear. All the boys are. I'd say she has another $50 million in the bank by next week. Everything this sultry hot diva touches turns to gold. Or hard. Enjoy.
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