Beyonce Hotness Provides Clues As To How Eiffel Tower Was Erected

Beyonce was in Paris this week flashing her boobtastic and shaking her moneymaker, and finally giving French men at cafes a real reason to cross their legs.

Beyonce doesn't get enough love for just being smoking hot. I think there's too much attention paid to her musical talent, her celebrity marriage to bazillionaire Jay-Z, and just the fact that she seems like a girl with a good head on her shoulders. But, I'd like to take a step back and really look at the superficial awesomeness that is this smoking hot diva. That amazing body and asstastic, a bosom that could nourish a small republic, and just an all around sex appeal that causes men to work their lats at the gym for no good reason. It's a very nice package indeed. Une belle femme. Enjoy.