aldo-vallon - December 7, 2017
Seems like even Bella Thorne doesn't know if she's wearing clothes. Given her party habits I do not find that hard to believe in the slightest. I would judge her harshly for that if I did not find myself in the same situation at least once a month. We all have been there before, only mine does not tend to happen on Instagram.
I usually find myself waking up in a public park on a Saturday morning to the sound of children laughing. I then say a quick prayer as I feel for my pants, and say a prayer of thanks when I find that lifesaving cloth. I have a nice win streak in that department, and I would like to keep it going for the rest of my life. That last part is out of my hands and in the uncaring hands of Jack Daniel's. If only there was a way to doodle clothes onto my body in real life like Bella is able to here. It would really take a load off my mind.
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