Bella Thorne Honorary Kardashian

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Sam Robeson - July 18, 2017

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Bella Thorne's vagina is the take a penny leave a penny of the celebrity world. But the social media sensation and bucket of dicks made it clear on two morning show appearances that she never actually received Kourtney Kardashian's ex, Scott Disick. Too cramped in there. When the sole subject of your morning show ho stroll is your pussy, you know you've done something right in this world. Leave celebrity cook book hawking to the hacks.

On the preferred program show for devout fear-based hill people, The Jenny McCarthy Show, Thorne further leached onto the Kardashian/Jenner name with:

I’m very friendly with Kylie and Kendall, Kylie and I used to be really close. As far as I know, they’re super chill. I didn’t have any problem.

With any reality show, they want the drama. They want the stuff that sells. I’ve never seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I’ve seen one episode when I started talking to Scott. And then some people were like ‘You gotta see who he is…’ and then I saw it and I was like, it’s really unfortunate that there’s somebody that people always pick on…There’s always ‘that character.'

"I’ve never seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I’ve seen one episode." This girl's word is as good as gold. As an exclamation point, Thorne adds "I was never with him sexually." The fact that Thorne is still capitalizing on her paparazzi photo shoot with Disick during the Cannes Film Festival means that she's a pro at this. Kim Kardashian not only had to fuck someone to become famous, she had to film it and pretend the ensuing worldwide media attention was unwanted. Thorne simmered in a hot tub with Disick for an hour and called it a day. Now she will forever be a footnote in the annals of the Jenndashian world. Reach for the reality stars, kids.


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