Bella Thorne Sexy Elf For Christmas

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aldo-vallon - December 26, 2017

 It looks as though Santa finally traded in Mrs. Claus for a newer model. I guess I was just being naive in thinking that they would be the one celebrity couple to make it to the end. It happens all too often to couples who are in the spotlight. Ol' Santa probably settled down early because Mrs. Claus was the only piece of tail in the North Pole and he needed to lock it down. But then once he reached worldwide fame he had all numbers of groupies throwing themselves at him. He held out as long as he could, bless his heart, but once Bella the Man Eater threw her hat into the ring he was finished.

Does this mean he will also start dyeing his hair black and wearing Ed Hardy clothing? It can't be all bad, I suppose. If this ends with him turning in the sleigh for a flying Corvette then I will consider this whole ordeal a net positive. Considering how many miles have been put on those reindeer it is going to be a miracle if he can get anyone to buy them that doesn't work for a dog food manufacturer. 



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