brian-mcgee - October 27, 2017
Watching this GIF of Bella Thorne putting on lip gloss, shaking her hips, and showing off some nice puffy nipples, I'm left to wonder what song she was listening to. I'm certain its some garbage auto-tuned dance music nonsense or perhaps a boy band like Six Schmohawks for Summer or whatever.
I've got a much better song for Bella to get down to by immortal one-hit wonders Lipps Inc. "Funkytown" is a classic, a staple of every wedding, every school dance, and every car trip with me, and it's the perfect song for showing off you midriff, nips, lips, and hips all in one fell swoop.
Since there's no way of knowing if Bella's going to take my advice, I think you should listen to "Funkytown" as you flip through these amazing pictures of Bella looking sexier than hell. It will provide the perfect soundtrack to your adventures and it goes down a lot smoother than some hippity hop dance song that's nothing but beats and people that can't sing screaming into a microphone that just barely turns it into music.
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