Bella Thorne and Dani Thorne Bikini Stripdown in Miami

All good things come to those who wait. As for me, my limit is about eleven minutes before I lose control and tantrum like I child if I don't get to see the sextastic celebrity bikini photos I'm dying to share with our faithful prurient readers. And, here they are. Bella Thorne and her magnificent barely legal thespianic star bikini body alongside her sister Dani Thorne similar stripped down to a two piece.

These sisters aren't just driving me crazy today, they are driving me out of my mind. Thank God for Scotch and quaaludes. I mean, consumed modestly, of course. Just something to take the edge off of staring into the boobtastic and butt-side goodness of Bella and her sister showing off the Thorne sister blessed genetics. Bella is simply getting hotter and hotter as time passes. Given she's only eighteen, this can only get much better. And hopefully much less clothes. We really do need to see her naked and pronto. I'm not asking for myself, I'm asking for the world. And science. And one intense amount of loud masturbation. It's Friday. I'm feeling unusually honest. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash/PacificCoastNews/FameFlynet