Bella Thorne 20th Birthday Bonanza

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aldo-vallon - October 12, 2017

 There has always been something about Bella Thorne that puts me on guard when I see her. Now that I see her in what I believe to be her true form I can understand why. I do not think I have ever seen her look more comfortable than in this Poison Ivy getup. In the immortal words of Bel Biv Devoe, "That girl is poiiiiiissson." I cannot remember any of the lyrics after that, but I am certain they only reaffirm my point. 

I know it is always a toss up for a woman when deciding on what costume to wear about whether they should go for funny or slutty, it seems obvious now which choice Bella decided upon. It is an important choice, too. It will decide how she is treated and therefore what she must be prepared for for the rest of the night. If she is not ready for a night of parrying against gropes and pinches then she is in for a hellish night. That is why I recommend to all my lady friends that they invest in a few classes of fencing. Knowing how to counter some offensive offenses can come in handy when men get grabby.


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