Bella Hadid’s Sexy Bedtime Snapchats

 I am willing to give Bella Hadid the benefit of the doubt for these irresponsible snaps, but she is treading on thin ice. She probably thought it would be performing a service to the world to send them off to sleep with what would be surely sweet dreams. And if that was the case I would recommend her for the Nobel Prize. Sadly, it isn't.

The only thing that she has succeeded in doing is cause a spike in the reported cases of insomnia in men ages 13 to 38. What would anyone expect to happen after a half-naked minx is practically sending them personal selfies? I just pray to God that these men are remaining properly hydrated, otherwise we will be on the verge of another epidemic. And if they all stay hydrated we might end up with a water shortage. 

Do you see now the dangers that Bella has exposed the world to with her irresponsibility? We could be facing an unlikely cause for the apocalypse and no one else seems to be talking about it. I can't say that I am surprised, this post has taken me an awful long time to type out with only one usable hand.

Photo Credit: Snapchat