Bella Hadid Very Revealing Dress Brings on the Barely Legal Model Tingles

Bella Hadid is rapidly as in quickly becoming my favorite Hadid modeling sister. I say that with all due respect to Gigi Hadid for whom I'd shank any of you in shower just for two extra minutes of conjugal. But there's something about Bella and her innocence and killer rack and classical beauty stylings that has me imagining many a lonely horseman come upon a farm girl fantasies. 

Featured in S Moda, Bella appears rather coquettish until you realize that her dress is a  tad bit more revealing than first ogled. I'm not sure this dress passes the Zuckerberg level censors. We'll have to find out. But it certainly passes my exam for Egotastic excellence, and at only eighteen so much more room for improvement. It's like watching a young Michael Jordan play hoops. Impressed, but so excited about the next level. Similar to Bella Hadid, except only one of them do I wish to see naked and giggling enticingly on my futon. Sorry, Michael. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: S Moda