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Sam Robeson - July 5, 2017

Picasso's answer to Megan Fox, Bella Hadid, takes her nipples for a stroll in these new pics taken on the Alexandre Vauthier runway at Paris Fashion Week. Soviet-era garb with mesh tit screens will be flying off the shelves this fall thanks to Hadid's infectious appeal. I mean infection. Bare tits on the runway tell the world that you're serious about your career. So do red carpet vag flashes. The fashion industry version of the sex tape. 

The line between what constitutes an Instagram ho versus a supermodel is more blurred than the vision of Bill Cosby's dates. Posters of supermodels are supposed to be plastered onto the bedroom walls of teenage boys with jizz adhesive. Environmentally friendly and fun to use. Instagram prostitutes sell green tea laxatives to fat girls looking to a have their cake and eat it too. And beef shank. The Instagram slut moto: Turn your body into a hilarious surgeon's canvas then pretend you swapped faces solely with the help of a dab of Kyle Cosmetics. Use code BOTCHED for 10% off. 

Hadid killed the supermodel. She manages to look like the product of a Snapchat filter that layers the worst qualities of the Jenndashians onto a cadaver. What audiences apparently want. Along with her contemporary Kendall Jenner, Hadid is working to strip away "super" and "model" and replace them with "nondescript" and "prostitute." Respectively. But at least she's smart enough to free her nipples. Distracts from that tiny detail of her not having a soul. 

 

Photo Credit: Splash News 

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