Sam Robeson - May 3, 2018
Beep boop bop boop slut. We've spent way too much time away from Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid, who seems to be getting more and more lifelike by the minute. I think I saw her sucking off a dude on Westworld. She wasn't paid to be there, just doing what she was programmed to do. When Bella isn't trying to catfish douchebags onto a deserted island in the Bahamas, she's pimping trashy things on Instagram with her trashy tits and ass. As of now she's just one step above a model posing with a Slushie at 7-Eleven, because she's apparently the spokeswhore for the ice cream brand Magnum. Putting big black things in her mouth. What a reach.
To Hadid's credit, she probably signed on when she thought she'd be pimping magnum condoms. Something she's more familiar with. Can't spooge on the circuitry. And Magnum ice cream is one of the fancier ice cream brands. A box of them costs almost as much as you have to insert into Hadid before taking her for a spin.
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