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Bella Hadid, Gigi Hadid, and Elsa Hosk Skimpy Fashion Runway for Alberta Ferretti

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aldo-vallon - September 21, 2017

 Finally, an outfit on the runway of a fashion show that I can actually believe a real woman would wear. All that is missing is the stains from her neapolitan ice cream and the dull blue light emanating from the television. I cannot see her feet, but I will give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she has some Uggs on.

I can even almost hear her complaining about how cold her legs are. I may not be a smart man, but I know not to suggest she put on pants or get a blanket. That is one of the situations where she does not actually want you to help her. She is an independent woman who doesn't need no man to tell her what to wear. She only wants to let you know her current body temp. Depending on context that could mean she is looking to fool around, though. It is a tricky situation, but it is safe to assume that a woman like that would not be interested in fooling around with my sort. I find it more plausible that such a statement would be aimed at getting me to lay across her legs like a dog. Who am I to disappoint?   

 

Photo Credit: Splash News 

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