Bella Hadid Cleavage and Underboob In Paris

It's not possible for Bella Hadid to be wearing a tinier top out in public than the tiny strip of material Spandexing over her sweet teats in Paris. Only in my dreams could that black tiny bra top be any smaller. I'm quite certain it's a fashion statement. I'm more certain I don't care a lick about fashion statements unless they come in the form of Bella Hadid cleavage and underboob.

Bella's taking Paris by storm. This model knows where her prurient bread is buttered. Never a shawl on her shoulders, let alone a complete piece of clothing. The job of the high paid sashaying sextastic mannequin is to remind you of who runs this fashion conscious town. Also, who will be naked on the runway and off.

Bella, you are the absolutely ideal 2017 celebrity model. You hit all twenty of the checkboxes, most importantly, that bit about having an outrageous body and showing it off to gentleman oglers nearly daily. Bless you and your kindness. Enjoy.

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