Bella Hadid Barely Dressed for amfAR Cannes Gala

Bella Hadid was not going to attend one of the biggest, glitziest, showiest charity galas of the year in some recycled Target dress. No offense to Target, the home of 99% of my wardrobe and kitchen and bedding and Speedo buys. Hadid took the Cannes amfAR fundraising shindig and made it her bitch in a see-through dress thing showing off her assets on the red carpet. It's all for AIDS benefit fundraising, also perhaps a touch of Bella Hadid sextastic promotion.

In her couple or three years now at Cannes official, Bella has come to be synonymous with highly revealing outfits that barely meet the standards of dress in the hip, yet old-fashion town's film festival related events. High slits, low cuts, ethereal fabrics, she's a walking talking showpiece of the fine female form. Talking option, he said lovingly. 

Bella, one day I'll accompany you on the red carpet, though obvious eight paces behind so as not to ruin the photos. I know my place. Feed me! Enjoy.

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