Bella Hadid Arrives In Paris Wearing Practically Nothing

Bella Hadid is one of my most favorite people on this planet. No, I haven’t had the pleasure of making her acquaintance in person but I’m able to feel the connection through the photographs. And I know she would feel the same once I charm my way into her life and fixate myself as someone as irreplaceable as the handbags she holds dearly and closely to her body. If I play my cards correctly pretty soon it will be me that this lady cannot leave the house without just like her American Express. Consider me guilty and a reoccurring offender in the court of admiration. Even with the absence of sight I am sure the woman that inspired Stevie Wonder to sing Isn’t She Lovely looked exactly like Bella. 

I really need to make my way out to Paris. There are too many single attractive women that are completely oblivious of my existence. These women love taking pictures and I love looking at pictures, we have more in common than they’re aware of. I do not speak French but I have been known to have what is called the body language of love. There’s no way Bella will be able to resist me after she sees me welcoming her in for a big hug. 

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